Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#601 Post by manicsounds » Thu Dec 01, 2016 7:14 am

I was browsing the used section and saw the spine for "American Pop" - The Ralph Bakshi 1980 movie which I've always wanted to see after seeing the trailer many years ago. Then I looked at the cover....

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I was almost convinced it was a bootleg.or it was cheapo music clips compilation. The artwork that is clearly not drawn by Bakshi, and the character standing on a large CD? For a 1980 movie it is completely anachronistic. Looks more like something from K-Tel.

Flipped to the rear cover and shocked to see the Columbia and Image Entertainment logos...

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#602 Post by mother sky » Thu Dec 01, 2016 7:15 pm

"Featuring the music of Jim Morrison" ... a little baffling and disrespectful to the rest of the band that whoever designed the cover didn't just write "The Doors" instead.

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#603 Post by domino harvey » Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:25 pm

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#604 Post by AfterTheRain » Fri Dec 02, 2016 1:20 am

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"Well? Where's the rest of me?"

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#605 Post by Roger Ryan » Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:03 am

mother sky wrote:"Featuring the music of Jim Morrison" ... a little baffling and disrespectful to the rest of the band that whoever designed the cover didn't just write "The Doors" instead.
Technically, the cover gets it wrong in regards to Joplin as well - the song included in the film is by her group Big Brother & The Holding Company.

If they referenced Ronnie Van Zant instead of "Lynyrd Skynyrd", they could have had a clean set of artists who all died in their late 20s.

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#606 Post by Lemmy Caution » Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:42 am

I thought this was a feeble effort:
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3 players all with basketballs shooting in random directions, a gauzy fake impressionist crowd, a small basket in the distance at a random angle. [For any hoops fans, that's Arvydas Sabonis, whose son is an NBA rook this year, Sarunas Marciulionus, and another guy ...]

This poster is also rather bizarre:

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Believe it or not but the dunking Lithuanian skeleton and the team members in tie-dyed t-shirts were the result of the Grateful Dead helping to sponsor the Lithuanian national team.

It's supposed to be a good film.

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#607 Post by flyonthewall2983 » Sat Dec 03, 2016 6:53 pm

I've seen it, it's not bad.

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#608 Post by dx23 » Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:39 pm

The other guy looks like a tall Jared Leto in that Other Dream Team cover.

This one annoys me. Westworld had a great movie poster yet WB used this crap

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#609 Post by swo17 » Sun Dec 11, 2016 10:47 pm

Men and wome?

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#610 Post by calculus entrophy » Sun Dec 11, 2016 11:14 pm

swo17 wrote:Men and wome?
Maybe the 'robot men and wome' need to be programmed to take on the artwork as well.

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#611 Post by Roger Ryan » Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:11 pm

calculus entrophy wrote:
swo17 wrote:Men and wome?
Maybe the 'robot men and wome' need to be programmed to take on the artwork as well.
"...nothing can go wrong...go wrong...go wrong...except for the artwork."

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#612 Post by PfR73 » Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:27 pm

Coincidentally, I just ordered the Westworld Blu-Ray and watched it with a group of friends this weekend (we'd been watching the HBO show together, and many of them had never seen the film). The actual Blu-Ray does not have the "wome" typo, it correctly says "women." That image is probably the original press art and the typo was caught & corrected.

EDIT: However, I just noticed the back cover misspells producer Paul N Lazarus III's name as "Pal." #-o

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#613 Post by manicsounds » Wed Jan 04, 2017 5:36 am

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#614 Post by furbicide » Wed Jan 04, 2017 8:07 am

Is that a losing entry in a "who can do a better DVD cover in five minutes in MS Paint" competition?

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#615 Post by tenia » Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:47 am

I'm not sure. Look how well organised the pictures are. And they're all the same size exactly (seemingly) !

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#616 Post by domino harvey » Thu Jan 05, 2017 12:56 am

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#617 Post by knives » Thu Jan 05, 2017 1:02 am

What's wrong with that? I'm pretty sure it has been the art for the history of the film.

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#618 Post by swo17 » Thu Jan 05, 2017 1:29 am

Yeah, that's the original poster art with some elements squished to fit on a BD cover.

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#619 Post by manicsounds » Thu Jan 05, 2017 4:56 am

It almost looked like Brendan Fraser was trying to hang himself...

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#620 Post by Ribs » Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:22 pm

I'm aware this is just a port, but it's of an especially terrible poster:

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Hopefully this will really catch the eye of any fans of Sad Robert Mitchum out there.
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#621 Post by flyonthewall2983 » Mon Jan 09, 2017 5:18 pm

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#622 Post by domino harvey » Mon Jan 09, 2017 6:43 pm

So that's why I was always warned against breaking a snow globe-- it might become infested with Billy Bob Thornton

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#623 Post by tenia » Mon Jan 09, 2017 7:19 pm

Ribs wrote:I'm aware this is just a port, but it's of an especially terrible poster:

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Hopefully this will really catch the eye of any fans of Sad Robert Mitchum out there.
I don't know the movie more than by name, but that's a pretty awful poster. I'm not sure if I'm more bothered by the weird seemingly-random composition of the partial shotgun on top of the faces-bloodsplatered katana (but everything else is perfectly clean) or if the very small sad Mitchum clipart (it looks like the size of a desktop icon) is just the icing on the cake.

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#624 Post by domino harvey » Mon Jan 09, 2017 7:25 pm

I haven't seen it in years but I remember finding it the weakest of the films in the Mitchum Signature box

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#625 Post by knives » Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:05 pm

Yeah, I remember the same thing. It's leagues ahead of other attempts at utilizing martial arts from the era (I'm looking your way Peckinpah), but even by Pollack's standard it was rather middle of the road.

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